For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...– President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally...– Timothy Leary
How do you make holy water?
badwolfcomplex: catholicfemininegenius: Take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it. This is the best joke.